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Alerts as they land
Loading live KOL New Apes alerts…
Screen: liquidity at least $5.0K, top-10 wallets holding at most 25 %. Charts open on GMGN.
What a KOL New Apes alert means
A KOL New Apes alert means an influencer's wallet opened a fresh position.
In short: influencer calls move thin markets. Spider Man Calls watches KOL New Apes to separate calls that attract lasting holders from calls that attract a quick round trip.
Put simply, some KOLs buy before they post. Some buy after. Spider Man Calls reads KOL New Apes alongside wallet data to see the order of events.
First look: Watch holder count in the hour after the call; attention that does not turn into holders fades. Find when the KOL's wallet bought compared with the time of the post.
Checks before any trade
Spider Man Calls runs these checks on each KOL New Apes alert.
Step 1
Work from the contract address; tickers repeat across chains and copies.
Step 2
Check holder concentration after excluding pool and burn wallets.
Step 3
Open the chart and confirm the pool, the pair and the liquidity figure.
Step 4
Size the position so a total loss does not change your week.
Step 5
Test that you can sell a small amount before adding size.
Step 6
Write down the level that proves you wrong before any buy.
What the record says
93tokens measured
6 %5x in 24 h
71 %dead in 24 h
24 %2x in 24 h
Over the last 7 mature days the network alerted 93 tokens in KOL New Apes on Robinhood Chain. 24 % reached 2x within 24 hours and 6 % reached 5x; 71 % died inside a day, usually after about 0.9 h. The Robinhood Chain average for all topics was 36 % reaching 2x. With 95 % confidence this lane did worse than the rest of Robinhood Chain on the 2x measure, which is why the checks matter more here.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Study list
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Recorded alerts
Snapshot of 2026-09-23: alerts Spider Man Calls pulled from the @empirerhkolapes lane, with the market data printed at alert time.
- DOAI printed at 14:57 UTC with a $19.0K market cap and $29.3K in the pool, 461 holders.
- CX alerted at 14:51 UTC. Market cap $29.7K, liquidity $9.5K, +4.3 % over the prior hour, 25 holders.
- 14:32 UTC · PENIS entered the lane at $25.9K; pool depth $9.0K, 101 holders.
- +++++ printed at 14:26 UTC with a $25.0K market cap and $12.0K in the pool, 194 holders.
- At 12:55 UTC the feed caught MRLN: cap $40.4K, liquidity $12.7K, 176 holders, top 10 holding 18 %.
- At 11:34 UTC the feed caught BUG: cap $17.8K, liquidity $14.8K, 70 holders, top 10 holding 25 %.
- 11:07 UTC · ANONPAD entered the lane at $42.2K; pool depth $17.7K, 323 holders.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
Get the alerts on Telegram
Telegram is where every KOL New Apes alert lands first. These are the verified routes for Spider Man Calls.
@empirerhkolapesEvery KOL New Apes alert on Robinhood Chain posts here first.
@empirerhcallersA tracked KOL posted the token: the KOL Calls channel.
Open ROBINHOOD MainThe verified Robinhood Chain main group with all alert lanes.
Add KOL Callers folderA Telegram folder: one tap adds the related channels.
@gmgnx_chatThe community chat, for questions and discussion.
Past alerts, dated
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MEME | Base | $43K | $248K | 6x | 2026-09-03 |
| MOONBASE | Base | $186K | $1400K | 8x | 2026-09-05 |
| PRIVVVATE | Base | $15K | $532K | 34x | 2026-09-09 |
| BOX | Base | $22K | $933K | 42x | 2026-09-06 |
Selected dated examples from XTRACK reports: multiple = tracked market cap at the report date divided by the market cap at first alert. These are not typical results and not realised profits.
Screening rule
Filters are a choice, not a truth. This is the choice Spider Man Calls made for KOL New Apes alerts:
- liquidity at least $5.0K
- top-10 wallets holding at most 25 %
Checked against the latest 16 alerts in the lane (about 4 hours): 10 passed. Those that passed had a median market cap of $40.4K, median liquidity of $17.7K and about 176 holders. 2 out of 16 alerts showed a pool smaller than a tenth of the cap — a warning sign on its own. Across the whole lane, the ten largest wallets held a median 18 % of supply.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
Nearby desks
- Gubbins Gambles — KOTH on Solana
- Toxic Calls — Callers 20+ on Solana
- Based Lagoon — Trending on Robinhood Chain
FAQ
What is Spider Man Calls?
It is one of the Empire's public desks. It watches KOL New Apes alerts on Robinhood Chain, prints them live and explains how to check each one.
How often does a KOL New Apes alert reach 2x?
In the last 7 measured days, 24 % of KOL New Apes alerts on Robinhood Chain reached 2x within 24 hours (93 tokens). The same share can be very different next week.
Why do so many alerted tokens die?
Most new tokens lose their liquidity or most of their value within a day. In the same window 71 % of KOL New Apes alerts on Robinhood Chain died inside 24 hours.
Can I trust a token that appears here?
An alert means the token matched a filter. Trust comes only from your own checks.
